Podonkus

A dinosaur that lived during between the Jurassic and Cretaceous ages. It has two legs and no arms, a slight under-bite and wings, which was used to attract the oppisite sex. It lived for a total of 10 years and entire population comprised of a male and 4 females. The only male was bad with women and was rejected by all four and used a time machine to come present times. he talks like a ghetto person. An example of him talking is below.

yer, Ima podonkus and I really talking about maself cause I like maself as much as maself. I think i realz cool cause i hav too legs that i use to walk with, and i like to eat teh birds, but dey real hardddddd to catch cause dey can fly, but i can't, i has to jump really hi..... poodonkussss

by Luke the sexy January 10, 2012

Poonamdeep

Ugliest, fattest most annoying person in the world. May cause blindness and is also conceited. Also falls in love easily. Does not have a great sense of humor or sex life. Will find a man and get married but will not have more than 1 baby. Socially awkward and does not have any friends.

Eww look at that poonamdeep.

by mcikfneibjw January 11, 2012

Poonani Granger

Somebody who is just a real tosser, can be used as 'granger'

"I can't believe he said that, What a Poonani granger!" or could be said as "what a granger!"

by BicTissa March 24, 2012

Poon Haggler

A person, usually a male unless homosexual, collects plenty of women and hogs them from the other men

The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler

by tankbanger November 15, 2012

Poon Pappy

A man that has has sex reguarly with a certain attractive woman.

A guy that has a lot of quality sex.

Carl- Bro, you're such a poon pappy.
Dick- Yeah I know, sometimes it gets old, then I look at a beautiful woman and say, "Nah, it's not getting old".

by boomersooner14 December 4, 2012

Poison for the pain

The act of watching romantic movies to get over a loved one or the pain of being alone.

"Damm im having a shitty week because of Her, well, little Poison for the pain and ill be ok"

by MursuTheMan April 2, 2012

poisonery

a place from where poisons are sold or where poisons are stored.

He bought a bottle of poison from the poisonery to put an end to his life.

by uttam maharjan September 19, 2012