swamp porn

Swamp porn is when a person has swamp ass and is receiving anal copulation after eating four filet'O'fish sandwiches with extra tarter. The sadness and self-loathing congeal into a rather frothy lubricant. The grainy, mid-2000's cell phone quality video, will only be sexy as a thumbnail. Once you click this, you immediately regret being able to see this horrifying display of hatelove.

I can't believe you can only get off to swamp porn, that disgusting display.

by Fattymagoo October 21, 2017

space porn

Images and videos of space related events that are spectacular and defy description.

Those time lapse images from the International Space Station are space porn.

by NASA Rocks December 24, 2014

apocalypse porn

Offline stash of porn for the day the internet goes dark.

We were gathered around one day after the internet crashed and Jim pulled out a playboy magazine. Part of his apocalypse porn collection.

by Cpt Jake Hammerkill September 7, 2015

Deja Porn

When you have the feeling you've watched a porn before. Typically happens with bad, low budget porn.

Tim was experiencing Deja Porn as he was watching Beauty Betrayed

by KingdomKey7 August 6, 2011

minecraft porn

people who are 10% virgins that they need to go and get a life

honey I'm going to watch Minecraft porn

no honey do you know that makes yo a virgin

by thegayestnays.com November 14, 2020

porn nails

Long fake nails that porn stars use especially when the constantly touch themselves.

Beverly, and cult master have some serious porn nails.

by Suckmeup32579 August 31, 2017

Revenge Porn

A form of sexual abuse millennials used to brag about. It involves uploading an ex's nudes online as "revenge" after a breakup, aiming to cause extreme psychological distress. Now frowned upon and punishable by several years in prison.

Guy 1: "Hayley broke up w me lol. i'm thinking revenge porn, i've got some material
Guy 2: "dude wtf."
Guy 3: "lol ys he still in the chat"

by CapKirk January 15, 2023