Old people logic

The bizarre and nonsensical reasoning with minimal logic applied that old people give when tryin to formulate the reasons why or how someone/something occurred, often displayed in utmost confidence.

'I took a dump two times in one night? It definitely must mean that I have diabetes.' ... Old people logic

"I brought home a burger from work last night and ate it while watching tv? I definitely must be depressed and am eating away my problems." ... Old people logic

"I like using cruise control on the highway? I probably am aggressive in nature and this is a natural way for me to express it." ... Old people logic

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by Thomas_the_tank_engine May 20, 2015

people who are flexible

People who are capable of flexing the slightest and stupidest things to others and not knowing how slight and stupid it is. Very few people have this talent of hardcore flexing. Very flexible, indeed.

Some Gymnast: I am one of the people who are flexible.

person2: Yes you are :)

by howohowo October 29, 2020

among us people

oh yes among us a fun game ahhahahahahha
wait until you meet the people

among us people
theres
the dater (male) : hey here my number 800-588-2300
the dater (female): lets haves sex

the troller: im gonna call a meeting and say alot cuss words

(crewmate) the rage quiter : NOOOOOO I DIED FROM A STUPID IMPOSTER NOO *leaves game*

(imposter) rage quitters: THEY CAUGHT ME NOOO *leaves game*
the host : hey guys no trolling

the noob: im running to a wall
the afk: .....
thd crewmate: doing task hope i dont die
im imposter: killing is what i do
the snitch: GUYS ITS PURPLE (purple: dude why you snitched) ... *leaves game*
the afk imposter: ...
the hacker: *ban*
the teamers: HAHAHAHAHAH wait we got voted out FOR WHAT (ghost: teaming) SO WHAT

the friends: *kicked*
the self reporter: ( everyone: where) in medbay
the stalker (crewmate) : stalking them so they dont vent
the stalker: (imposter) : time to die

by YAY_fucktheinternet November 30, 2020

People with low esteem

They would make definitions of their name, and set that they have a fat ass, or cock. Oh yeah I well talking about you, Ashley, you get out of this page, YOUVE MADE MY LIFE BAD, I WILL KSKDEKWKSKDJDKDF!!112

(Dude1) yo, these dudes talkin they got big cocks, while they be 2 inch dudes. So dumb.
(Dude2) don’t be shamin, it’s people with low esteem.
(Dude1) meh, typical

by Them Hussar 👀 August 14, 2020

Hell is other people

A quote from French philosopher Jean- Paul Sartre's play "No Exit". It's a phrase meaning if relations with someone else are twisted and broken then that person can only be hell. The reason why is because when we try to think about and know ourselves, we use the knowledge of us that people already have.

"I love Sartres quote, "Hell is other people".

by DurpyFlurp March 31, 2020

White People Alzheimer's

Even if you don't have alzheimer's, you have it because you're white and white people always forget something.

'Did u take ur briquet?'
- OH FUCK i forgot it at home
'WHAT DID I TELL YOU A COUPLE MINUTES AGO FFS, fucking white people alzheimer's'

by UNCOOR UN GROOP October 25, 2018

chosen people's elbow

The chosen people's elbow is the signature finishing move of the Israeli pro wrestler "The Chutzpah" Lior Ben-David that became popular in the Israeli and Jewish media. A spinoff to The Rock's people's elbow, this version seen The Chutzpah first taking a yarmulke from his elbow pad, then throw it on his opponent, then he would run left, bounce off the ropes then over the guy on the ground, bounce off the ropes again. then drops his elbow onto his opponent's head.

Oi Vey, it looks like The Chutzpah is going for the chosen people's elbow!

by SuperHorowitz November 9, 2021