A toilet that is extremely small lengthwise. Referred to as a single girl toilet because if any normal-sized man uses it, their penis will uncomfortably touch the toilet seat/bowl.
Man #1: "My Aunt finished building her own house a few days ago, but she bought one of those tiny rounded toilets to go in the bathroom."
Man #2: "Ah, the classic Single Girl Toilet."
Man #2: "Ah, the classic Single Girl Toilet."
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Carlos looks forward to doing his daily business because on a few occasions he’s struck with some toilet pi epiphanies.
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Get the out door toilet mug."Skibidi Toilet" is an animated youtube series made by an animator known as DaFuq!?Boom!
This sad excuse for television has unfortunately plagued the youtube shorts feed with terrible content, I have attempted experimenting with my little brother by showing him the first episode, I write this in my attic as he has become a raging skibidi toilet addict, and he is trying to get his hands on any electronic possible. This started off funny as a stupid joke that got a few laughs when someone brought it up but now its gotten too far, the toddlers are fighting eachother for the IPads, Its not longer safe. DaFuq!?Boom! has been planning this all along hes going to make a toddler army. Somebody! call for help! Call the president, Call captain Kirk, Call Max Verstappen! I dont care who needs to be called, we need to stop this!
This sad excuse for television has unfortunately plagued the youtube shorts feed with terrible content, I have attempted experimenting with my little brother by showing him the first episode, I write this in my attic as he has become a raging skibidi toilet addict, and he is trying to get his hands on any electronic possible. This started off funny as a stupid joke that got a few laughs when someone brought it up but now its gotten too far, the toddlers are fighting eachother for the IPads, Its not longer safe. DaFuq!?Boom! has been planning this all along hes going to make a toddler army. Somebody! call for help! Call the president, Call captain Kirk, Call Max Verstappen! I dont care who needs to be called, we need to stop this!
Observation of toddlers watching Skibidi Toilet
Toddler 1: "lets watch Skibidi Toilet!"
Toddler 2: "YAY!"
Toddler 1:"Here it is! on my Ipad!"
Toddler 2: "Lets watch!"
Toddler 1&2 begin watching skibidi toilet, they watch for the next 4 hours and 57 minutes until the IPads battery dies
Toddler 1: "lets watch Skibidi Toilet!"
Toddler 2: "YAY!"
Toddler 1:"Here it is! on my Ipad!"
Toddler 2: "Lets watch!"
Toddler 1&2 begin watching skibidi toilet, they watch for the next 4 hours and 57 minutes until the IPads battery dies
by GoFigure0 January 29, 2025
Get the Skibidi Toilet mug.anyone who mentions this sad fucking excuse for a meme can shut the fuck up and never speak again. they are either 3 or annoying as fuck. if you watch it, get off this sight right now and apologize to your family for being born.
by imaduck12 March 7, 2024
Get the skibidi toilet mug.A toilet bowl talker is someone who likes to talk on their phone while sitting on the toilet. Toilet bowl talkers are not very bright and they're also slobs who don't give a shit. By far the majority of toilet bowl talkers are male. They are not that intelligent because if they are talking, while on the toilet, to a girlfriend, it doesn't occur to them that she may overhear his farting and she may be put off by it – but then again the toilet bowl talker wouldn't give a shit. Toilet bowl talkers are the sort of people who burp and fart around others because it makes them feel manly. It's a way of broadcasting that they don't give a shit but this is also an indication that they like smelling other people's farts, because since they fart around others, then they are unknowingly inviting others to fart around them. This is another sign of their low intelligence. Another peculiar tendency about toilet talkers is that when they are in a public restroom that has several stalls they will pick the stall that is right next to an occupied one instead of spacing out their distance and shitting next to an empty stall. This is because they like to smell farts and the odor of another guy's turds. Toilet bowl talkers wear shit stained underwear because they don't do a good job of wiping their ass (most of them don't wipe at all) and they're the kind of people who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom and they'd never consider using poo-pourri because that would be too unmanly.
When I am in my bathroom in my apartment I can hear a toilet bowl talker from the floor directly above me. Because of the bathroom's echo I can hear every word the toilet bowl talker has to say in his “private” conversation.
by Bill Beef June 25, 2025
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