toilet

A place in every suburban home where people go when poop (or pee) is about to be shot out of their butts like a rocket.

i have to poop so bad! i need to go to the toilet!

by POOPIE HAHAHAAHHAHA October 12, 2021

Skibidi Toilet

The dumbest word ever concieved by some dissapointment rotting kids brain named "DaFuqBoom." Most people will say "skibidi" or "Skibidi toilet" or even watch skibidi toilet ironically, but if you or anyone you know actually watches skibidi toilet NOT as a joke, go to america (if you dont already live there) buy a shotgun, and end them. I recommend shooting through the head, as it will destroy their skibidi - ridden, rotten brain.

stupid idiot child: "i will fanum tax you, you little skibidi rizzler"
everyone else: "shut the f**k up dumba** skibidi toilet watcher"
stupid idiot child: "thats not very skibidi ohio!"
everyone else: *jumps the idiot skibidi toilet stupid child*
stupid idiot child: "NOOOO!! stop it my skibidi sigmas!!"
stupid idiot child: *dies because he is getting jumped and also hasnt watched skibidi toilet in the past hour.*

by skibidi ohio rizz gyatt sigma May 30, 2024

Toilet Bruise

A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.

Ryan left a major toilet bruise in church toilet right before his wedding ceremony.

by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed M.D. March 15, 2019

skibidi toilet

essentially brainrot and the poison brainwashing the children of gen alpha

why do i hear everyone say skibidi toilet?

by Lincoln-Mercury May 5, 2024

sawdust toilet

A form of composting toilet using sawdust to cover each deposit.

The house had a low environmental impact, including solar power and a sawdust toilet that used no water and provided compost for the fruit trees.

by islandchild137 June 26, 2017

toilet lasagna

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.

After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.

by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025

toilet weasel

Poop

I just made a toilet weasel.

by Awesome Ploppy Pie September 29, 2017