Die Hard Rita

The most severe of all diarrhea. Unrelenting and persistent like Bruce Willis in the movie Die Hard, this is the kind of diarrhea that will stop at nothing to escape from one’s asshole. An anal flame thrower.

Feels like I’m going to shit flames and razor blades when Die Hard Rita attacks.

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

born too hard

A term used to describe the event of a woman having a miscarriage, and their child dying.

"So, where's the baby Sharon?"

"He was born too hard."

by jockerty May 17, 2019

hard copy status

The need to buy the physical form of content that is available in digital form.

I read the book Ready Player One on my Kindle and had to buy the dead tree version afterwards, it totally achieved hard copy status.

by devidos2600 December 6, 2012

Try Hard Gerard

A guy who takes "trying too hard" to ELEVEN with his money and "self-imposed" power. Instead of him "trying too hard," Gerard, somehow convinces everyone else to "try hard" for him, making him the CEO of delegating effort with zero personal exertion! It's next level shit. He is the ultimate "try hard" mastermind.

This guy I know has to turn every casual activity into a full-blown Olympic event. He's such a "Try Hard Gerard".

by Gr8Mother May 14, 2023

high school hard

When an older man, beyond his physical prime, gets so turned on by a new partner that his unit gets hard like a 16 year old.

Baby, I am so turned on right now that I am high school hard.

by HSHcreator September 1, 2023

Hard Burdo 2419

Discord’s most dangerous streamer, megafan of Birdo and Sonic, often confusing Sonic as the same legend as Mario

Ayo let’s join the voice chat and help Hard Burdo 2419 find dem 96 exits yo

by Ronaatruck2420 February 12, 2022

STONED AS HARD AS JOSH

when you are so stoned to the point where you can compare how stoned you are to how hard Joshua's muscles are

WOW THAT DUDES STONED AS HARD AS JOSH

by Intoxicants May 24, 2021