made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years
Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator
Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator
by notheretoday April 20, 2021
Get the National ass grab day mug.On the 16th April, it's the national eat poop day. On this day, you can poop wherever, to then proceed to eat up the big juicy poop. Hang out with your friends, poop with them, shit or whatever. On the National Eat Poop Day, you should all celebrate and have delicious poopy meals!
Jonathan: Yo, it's the national eat poop day today!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!
by FurryCop6ix9ine April 11, 2019
Get the national eat poop day mug.it is December 10th. On this national holiday, you respond to anyone who is a boomer (or remotely looks like a boomer) with "Ok boomer." This include school teachers/administration, people working, or any other boomer.
*conversation with teacher*
teacher: Johnny, you have gotten a 69% on the last five tests. Step it up.
student: Ok boomer.
teacher: "DiSrEsPeCtFuL!?!?"
student: It's okay. It's National "Ok boomer" Day.
teacher: Johnny, you have gotten a 69% on the last five tests. Step it up.
student: Ok boomer.
teacher: "DiSrEsPeCtFuL!?!?"
student: It's okay. It's National "Ok boomer" Day.
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