Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

by carhepsin October 5, 2021

math

math is hands down the worst subject ever and sucks i suck at math and i rather be doing something other than math-Derek Ortega

math is hard and bad

by Derek Angel Ortega ur boiii May 16, 2018

Common Core Math

The worst homework ever

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO

3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck

5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework

Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up

*GETS AN F*

Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down

by Common Core Mathism March 2, 2023

MATH

M- Mental
A- Abuse
T- To
H- Humans

(Student 1) "What class are you going to next?" (Student 2) " Math Class" (Student 1) -Shivers-

by TheKingOfThede September 30, 2021

math lit

math lit Is when you do math with words and not numbers.

Usually not accepted by Universities.

Math lit for example :

One melon + three melons = four melons

by chella_Qii_Kiindt November 14, 2013

Math

A subject that is as useful as fucking a cactus

"Dude, last math class was soooo boring"

by Ned_is_ded November 27, 2017

Math Teacher

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.

"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"

by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022