Maria is person that is bad at biology, making jokes, and biology jokes. She also most likely has Zachary disease.
She is such a Maria
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Get the manimpulate mug.An adult person I met in my senior year of high school. She's a very nice Italian, and enjoys my questions I ask her about movies, tv shows, video games, characters, animals, etc. The bonus is she's just as kind as she is pretty on the outside. It's great to know a woman like that.
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Get the Maria mug.Maria Luna is a very Happy-Go-Lucky girl, if this is your name, you probably like pink, and ponies, and will probably be better at baseball if your team uses pink uniforms.
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Get the Maria Luna mug.Sanskrit for “glory”; in my life, the calm astonishment, clear mind with kind mischief, who can turn a countertop into a small seminar on how hope gets cultured. Before stealing the last spoon of tiramisu, she makes delicious chai, fried rice, tofu, and every nanosecond memorable. In green she’s composed thunder, in orange she’s first light, and in every other color she’s the reason the color exists. Mahima's a rumored keeper of a gentle pet elephant, a capybara that slays, an angy octopus, and whatever other creature decides it belongs to her. She is very much in love with one David, whom she keeps upgrading from fine to fluent, on purpose and with care.
The elephant never forgot, the capybara posed, the octopus finally unclenched; I fell again—Mahima.
Sunrise tries its best, but Mahima still gets the credit.
Jealousy is just strangers realizing I get to say ‘my Mahima.’
Sunrise tries its best, but Mahima still gets the credit.
Jealousy is just strangers realizing I get to say ‘my Mahima.’
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Get the maria mug.Maria is a person who likes you if you just show a little attention to her (probably only in her younger years tho) you flirt to her with your glasses and she flirts with you with hers; she's in love with you and might even get her friend to start liking you by the end of the year;
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