Matt

cool

Me: Matt is sooooo cool bro

by VR headset guy April 4, 2022

Matt

Sexy hot man who makes my panties wet!!

Matt makes me horny!!

by Mattismyfav April 7, 2022

Matt long

Sucks balls

Matt long is sucking balls

by Jacobluce April 9, 2022

Pulling a matt

Pulling a Matt is when you always make excuses up to no do things, or just slack off at work and just dick around on your phone, and just being an over all pussy.

Person 1: jeez that guys been on his phone slacking off all morning!

Person 2: ya he has been, must be pulling a matt.

by Unknown pussy April 12, 2022

Pulling a matt

Pulling a matt is when your just born a fucking pussy amd always make up excuses to not do things, or just slack off and always be on there phone.

Person 1: wow that guys been on his phone all morning and hasn't done any work!

Person 2: wow ya he has been, must be pulling a matt!

by Unknown pussy April 12, 2022

matt jeffries

someone who introduces themselves as epstein when meeting someone for the first time thinking it is a joke

"Yo he was such a matt jeffries last night i cant believe he introduced himself as Epstein again"

by drashtor April 21, 2022

Matt

Matt looks like he would be an angel, smart, kind and funny. But in reality Matt is nothing but a devil, an egg some most call him, spilling his nasty opinions on everyone. The feeling of a being around a Matt is like when you get new boots for the first time but then fall face-first onto mud.

Friend 1: omg look at that bully kicking the teacher
Friend 2: oh he must be a Matt

by MattTheRottenEgg December 29, 2020