matt

the most powerfull being along with shaggy with his incredible LV2511
oh man i was enjoing wii sports but matt appeared im fuc**d
by 32-bits July 16, 2019
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matt fish

"Matt Fish-ing” someone is when you say you'll talk to someone, but then don't answer your phone."
Did you talk to John? I was supposed to, but he Matt Fish-ed me all day.
by FishBone555 May 23, 2018
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Matt

Matt: "I like having dicks in my ass"
by Johnathan_Appleman January 15, 2024
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Matt ceragioli

Daddy with fatty. Cum everywhere. Gives me what i need.
Matt ceragioli can have my kids
by Matt Ceragioli February 14, 2021
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Matt Halko

a young who goes out of their way to not answer the phone and tippy toes around Billericca with limp wrists
Son: Daddy Is that a T. rex over there???
Father : No it’s just a matt halko son
by Horny H man February 26, 2019
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Matt op de map

Used when you simply outplay your opponent. Doesnt limit itself to only video games, it can be used in other forms of accomplishment.

''Refers to the character matt in the popular video game: wii sport''
Dude did you see what i just did bro, Matt op de map man!
by TheJokerNyc October 30, 2020
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Matt

A no good man who talks a lot about nothing actually important. Cheats on you with Jessica. Has a large penis but doesn't know how to use it. Says derp a lot (loser). Handsome but short
Did you see Matt today?
Yeah I saw his dick print through his sweatpants but there was nothing good other than that
by smartgirl108 January 14, 2024
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