irish mile

n. The distance you can walk before passing out after a night of heavy drinking at the bar.

Clarissa's irish mile is the first place she sits down.

by rienholt May 20, 2015

Irish penalty box

The act of sitting or pissing in a hockey penalty box

God damn man, this is an Irish penalty box

by texdab June 1, 2015

irishcockitis

A person who is addicted to Irish men's cocks.

I have had sex with too many Irish men, I think I've got irishcockitis.

by georgyggg March 30, 2016

Irish Toothache

Scottish expression for when a couple share symptoms e.g pregnancy, hormonal changes, intense pain.

My chin has broken out in spots! Is your period due because this Irish Toothache is murder!

by Janofarc May 3, 2016

Irish Handlebar

The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.

Nerd: NO! Please, don't do the Irish Handlebar!

by Dicoto October 4, 2016

irish roundup

WHEN IRISH PEOPLE GATHER AROUND AND DANCE AND GET DRUNK UNTIL THEY PASS OUT.

THAT IRISH ROUNDUP WAS URE FUN LAST NIGHT. LET'S HAVE ANOTHER ROUND

by Ricky bobby21 September 12, 2016

irish cowboy

Combination of a Harlem Hangover and Clevland steamer while having a potato inserted in the anus

I think I might be sick, I can't breath and when I do it smells like shit and potatoes?
Nah, you were Irish Cowboyed last night.

by Queefenator September 8, 2016