Dog Food 

1. A hard, crunchy substance fed to dogs and small children. Usually in a bag with a dog on the front. Which in some cultures can be considered false advertising.
2. A wet substance in cans with a foul odor. Fed to dogs for a treat. Or eaten by the elderly.

"Dude.. this dog food isn't made out of dog"
"Wtf, false advertising."

Grandma is costing us an arm and a leg. Let's just feed her dog food. She'll never know the diffrence.

Dog Food by Cem September 26, 2004

space food 

That little packet of frozen ice cream that you can buy at places like Cosi...Yeah, the ones that cost about 9 dollars for a chunck

Little Tommy: "Does eating space food make me an astronaut?"
Me: SLAP,punch, drop kick out of window

space food by Dont say FroaaaAAAAAGGGGHHHH July 7, 2003

Sea Food Lover 

One who truly enjoys eating pussy; i.e. cunnilingus. Derived from pussy translating to fish box. See also fish eater.

Male #1: "Have you ever eaten pussy?"

Male #2: "Have I? Shit, my diet practically consist of fish."

Male #1: "Damn, I didn't know you're a sea food lover."

Sea Food Lover by speaks4 January 25, 2008

Smoking Food 

When someone assumes someone else is chatting shit, full of shit and acting like a dickhead and its under the influence of drugs.

Man 1: Oi blud im gonna knock you the fuck out.

Man 2: Hah! Are you smoking food?

Smoking Food by LG... March 11, 2009

street food

Cheap ingredients but sold to you at expensive prices but given a fancy name to make it sound cool and therefore worth it.

hipster: just getting some street food from m&s
me: cock

street food by frustin June 20, 2017

doing stuff with the food

Going naked on the webcam, or doing something dirty for real.

Sha, you were totally doing stuff with the food, with that random guy!

So what's up?
You know!
What?
Do you wanna do stuff with the food with me?
Totally!

doing stuff with the food by Dioldo May 18, 2011

Japanese Food 

Heaven on Earth

Japanese Food is amazing

Japanese Food by Y'all are Stupid October 2, 2020