Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )

Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

Chip

Chip; the most handsome Australian Labradoodle living in The Netherlands.

On instagram also known as chippendoodle.

What the Chip.

Chip on the shoulder.

If it aint Chip, it aint much.

by Personal Human November 24, 2021

Idaho potato chip

When you cum on someone’s face, then dry and roast it by lighting a fart on fire, the remaining chip can be peeled and eaten by the individual.

She wanted a snack so I gave her a Idaho potato chip

by Markismarky71186 April 16, 2024

Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.

Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!

by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021

ethnic chips

Chips widely enjoyed by people of color. Includes flamin’ hot Cheetos, honey barbecue chips and pretty much all of them with flavor. Don’t bring those seasoningless chips over here.

Becky: I have original Lays! Is that okay?

No, Becky. Ethnic chips only.

by littytittytweetythimba February 26, 2018

Lucky Chip

A potato chip that is folded in half. Often incorrectly referred to as a Wish chip.

My sister and I constantly fought over the lucky chips in the bag of Doritos.

by Mazda3 March 14, 2023

Chicago Style Chips and Salsa

There is actually no definition at all, because this is not a real thing.

Dan: "Hey guys, I'm new in town and I cannot wait to get some Chicago Style Chips and Salsa"
Everyone else: "Dafuq? That's not a real thing bro. Go home, you're drunk."

by W3rddd December 23, 2021