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Chinese Golden Torture

A combination of a Golden Shower and Chinese Water Torture. Often occurs when one person has a case of dehydration either from intoxication or just lack of regular water intake while trying to perform a golden shower on their partner.

The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.
Did you hear about Steven getting Chinese Golden Tortured?

He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.
by Davigon August 1, 2022
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Chinese Chittering Monkey

An Asian Black mo-fucka who won't shut his dumb ass the fuck up
Rahmon: NIGGA WHAT IS YO MOMMA DOING, I WANNA SEE HER ON MY DICK, YA HEAR?!
Brandon: Shut the fuck up you Chinese Chittering Monkey
by Schizophrenic Fuck February 18, 2022
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chinese masturbating

When using soy sauce for lube and seasoning you chicken with your personal semen
Hey John, how was the Chinese masturbating while eating your fried rice
by anonymous February 20, 2022
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Chinese tennis

Tennis but you can’t see the ball
Jun: where da ball!?
Mei: I don’t know man where da ball? this is some Chinese tennis shit!
by Xerts March 5, 2022
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Sounded Chinese docking trap

A mutual urethral sounding maneuver wherein participants insert rigid alignment pins until contact is made internally, followed by foreskin docking to create an inescapable “trap.” Named for the mechanical grip and the inventor’s questionable life choices. A machinist straightness pin or runout pin being a tool.
Bro warned me about the sounded Chinese docking trap, but curiosity got the better of us. 10/10 would not recommend without a safeword and a trauma kit.
by Jimothy8008135 January 20, 2026
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Chinese Maxxing

Being extremely Chinese with you ways. Low stress, low cortisol level activities such as gambling (baccarat), drinking beers and smoking cigs with friends talking about nothing, or just low squat cig smoking in front of a business. Must be very chill vibes
Me and John are going to be Chinese maxxing at the baccarat table tonight, then go to karaoke and eat some food.
by gottabesuperchill February 2, 2026
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