adrenaline check

A quick rush of adrenaline that subsides due to a realization that the cause for the adrenaline rush was a false alarm.

The volunteer firefighter's pager went off causing an adrenaline check only to find out that it wasn't an emergency.

by fsxflyhigh April 11, 2015

Check English Light

Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.

"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)

"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)

"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"

by Izzybaby1312 July 28, 2021

function check

A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.

Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.

Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.

by Humpty1963 December 08, 2022

Checking the oil

You delinquently lift up the clitoral hood then proceed to aggressively lick the pussy until she squirts.

I was checking the oil on your mom last night.

by N1ggerBBC69 May 07, 2024

Checking the Oil

In football when while in the dog pile you grab and twist and/or rip, someone's dick on the opposite team.

I don't know why they're so mad coach all I did was check their oil ( i.e. checking the oil).

by MediocreDickRick October 19, 2020

sperm check

When another man points out a piece of food and/or thick sauce on another mans face. Usually around the lips.

Alex walks in with a bit of ranch on his lips
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*

by tittysprinklers December 01, 2013

Vide Check

When someone is trying to fool his coworkers with multiple urban dictionary definitions.

"- Hey check that definition on urban dictionary!
- Which one?
- I don't know, just check "vide check" "

by Hot Paper April 14, 2020