Check English Light

Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.
"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)

"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)

"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"
by Izzybaby1312 July 28, 2021
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function check

A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.
Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.

Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
by Humpty1963 December 08, 2022
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check the urb

1.Not knowing what a phrase/ebonics word/ or abreviation means and having to look it up.

2.Quickly looking up a word to see what "modern" definition is.

3.Bored and trying to find new words to use.
1.Aim Convo:
Male: Yeah and I just broke up with my girl.. Im not sure if I want to get into another relationship..
Female:Do you want to be my FWB?
Male: Im gunna go check the urb.. (Searchs fwb and finds "Friends With Benefits)
Male: Now your speaking my language!

2.What is a Mozilla FireFox Godzillas cousin? (checks the urb)Ohh apparently its "The bestest browser ever".

3.(While Bored, Guy decides to Check the Urb) Hmm Word of the day, "jackass of all trades" Nice I'm definitely gunna try and use that word in a convo today.
by Joeyjoejoeshababadoo October 20, 2007
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Checking the oil

You delinquently lift up the clitoral hood then proceed to aggressively lick the pussy until she squirts.
by N1ggerBBC69 May 07, 2024
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Checking the Oil

In football when while in the dog pile you grab and twist and/or rip, someone's dick on the opposite team.
I don't know why they're so mad coach all I did was check their oil ( i.e. checking the oil).
by MediocreDickRick October 19, 2020
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sperm check

When another man points out a piece of food and/or thick sauce on another mans face. Usually around the lips.
Alex walks in with a bit of ranch on his lips
Bill, "Sperm Check."
*Alex quickly wipes ranch from lips*
by tittysprinklers December 01, 2013
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