loaf check

The process of checking the quality of a cats loaf position.

Loaf check:
- No tail
- No paw visible
That’s a 10/10 loaf

by JoannaMeow March 9, 2023

meat check

a review-point in a process whereby a human seeks errors to correct, as opposed to an automated review-point. see also: meat-space.

the widgets were being built within tolerances, so none of the alarms went off, but george noticed at the meat check stage that there was a hole in the conveyor belt and the products were falling onto the floor.

by fungchehwuchi April 23, 2015

crack check

A means of fact-checking someone's story to ensure they are not smoking crack.

Daniel's proposal seems a bit ambitious. Maybe we should crack check him.

by harrylepotter August 22, 2019

vibe check

A person who would take an inanimate object and throw it at you're fucking friend for no fucking reason. You're friend gives no fucks.

Jerrade: Hey Bill!

Bill: What?

Jerrade: VIBE CHECK!!

Jerrade: (picks up rock and throws it at Bill.)

Bill: ...

Bill: Go to hell.

by lovelybri December 26, 2019

Check

when your chin and neck are connected

“Holy shit that the girl is so fat you can see her check from the side”

by niggher5654 April 30, 2024

failed speech check

When trying to convince someone to do something but you've got low Charisma so it doesn't work out.

Origins:Fallout 1
First recorded usage: 1998 in some dude from Denver's basement.

"Get off my shit"

Failed speech check having ass, I'm finna tax yo shit boy your beer gut looks like a blown radiatior....

by Garrett-tha-goat August 30, 2024

Sphincter Check

When something makes your anus clinch up because it is discomforting.

Seeing broken bones gives me a sphincter check.

by Tropical Glyph November 13, 2017