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Brandon

Brandon The best Real Estate Agent that has ever lived. He is the person that your will sell your home with, even if you don’t own a home yet, you will. For top dollar.
Wow. It’s Brandon!
by Eyitsbro November 22, 2021
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Brandon Farris

A very funny youtuber with 2 kids, he is a nice sweet handsome guy with a very beautiful wife ❤️, although he is as short as a elf 😪
“omg did u see that tiny guy over there!”
“Yeah that must be Brandon Farris.”
by mmmmmmememe February 21, 2022
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Brandon

Definition is a person who finds a female that has someone their shit together then comes along and acts like it’s his takes it over and throws you away like trash also hides the fact that he is nothing but a psychotic mental case at least six personalities Hiding
Brandon is a dodo bird you get it
by Trailer park trash June 9, 2024
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Brandon

A little fucker who is fat as shit
Brandon is a little shit
by My buyer Burt May 21, 2018
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Brandon

A gay fat person who is attracted to Luke’s and Craig’s
Omg did you see brandon eating that McDonald’s looking luke
by Adam2356 February 18, 2020
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Brandon

Cool guy to hang around, but you don't see him much. One of his qualities is being exceptionally bald.
Is it just me, or does Brandon kinda look like Goku?
by un813 August 5, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.

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Sorry hunny, I can't do anal tonight. My Brandon just isn't getting any bette
by Destroyer_M November 23, 2021
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