Brandon Hanny

A guy who gets girls attention by playing Minecraft with them

Brandon Hanny plays Minecraft

by Putin.com March 5, 2022

Brandon

A Italian hot sexy boy that has a small shrimp but gets all ladies but some reject him

I’m a Brandon I like pizza

by Ri Ree December 13, 2021

brandon pizzuto

Sucks Men Dick Every Fucking Day You Nigger

"Yeah, earlier today i brandon pizzuto"

by NiggerBlueWaffleDick March 21, 2017

Brandon

“Elephant Trunk”, “Why is it on the Ground”, “half horse”. People named Brandon, usually hear these phrases a lot. It’s unfortunate that they get bullied for something they can’t control. But Brandon’s are also great fucking guys. When it comes to monyun they don’t play.

“I heard that guys name is Brandon his elephant trunks is probably on the ground.”

by anonymous November 20, 2023

epik brandon

He is the final boss in BattleToads. Ribbit ribbit BLUURG. A delusional specimen. His tongue shoots out for McDonald's and women he can never have. He is a poor individual, but still acts as if he is not. He will never lose weight, never get a date, he just acts bougie, to compensate.

Have you been on epik brandon is trying to confess his love to Silla again

by whydidijustlol June 25, 2025

brandon plasha

a handsome stallion who conquers women with a passion unmatched

man that guy brandon plasha is wild

by that guy man pal February 10, 2022

Brandon Russell

Someone that claims they enjoy being in the friend zone but secretly hates it

Thomas claims to be a Brandon russell, but I can tell that he’s in love with her

by LittleKidLover101 March 22, 2019