ryan hadi

A nerd that skips school because his feet get cold

C’mon bro don’t be a Ryan Hadi

by This guy my 🅱️🅾️♊️ April 19, 2018

Ryan Jungbauer

Is when you grab ones tits and jiggle it around like a chimpanzee trying to open a banana. During that, you must be shitting on the ground for extreme pleasure.

I just did a Ryan Jungbauer.

by Gay Faggot Boy May 22, 2013

seth ryan

Hes a great guy hes also a great best friend

Seth Ryan is so funny.

by Seth Ryan1010 October 5, 2020

half ryan

A 'Half Ryan' is the code name & subtle art of spending at least half of your work day without doing any work at all. A Half Ryan can be deployed while at your desk but it is encouraged that you engage in out of office activities. It is imperative that your coworkers have the opportunity to spot a Half Ryan in process while understanding the number of fucks you're currently giving while doing so.

"Dude, I said HALF RYAN. Trust me, you never go Full Ryan..."

by mambo-p October 3, 2017

Ryan Hong

A pervert yet sophisticated pervert. He is very very very nice, but at the same time he always goes to the Women’s Section at Walmart

STOP RIGHT THERE RYAN HONG; YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR VISITING VICTORIA’S SECRET FOR THE 7TH TIME TODAY!

by Michael Snail August 10, 2020

Ryan Gleenon

A scummy little man

look at that scummy little Ryan Gleenon

by John69420_Ep!c February 8, 2020

Ryan Ong

Ryan is a boy has a big head and weird hair with glasses and he loves a girl named Tiffanny who is one of the best friends you'll ever have, and she is too good for Ryan. He has a deep connection to Po from the Teletubbies (vodka) and his order from in n out will always be double double animal style with cheesy fries.

i order animal style fries sometimes
maybe 3x3 animal style if im feeling hefty
-oh wow ryan ong is trying to be funny-

by itsmeurmother December 5, 2021