Irish Head Job

When you slap your dick against a person's forehead and get off due to the friction

This girl offered me a blow job but I turned it down and asked for an Irish Head Job insted because she had a big forehead

by Hobo_JoJo August 8, 2022

Irish penalty box

The act of sitting or pissing in a hockey penalty box

God damn man, this is an Irish penalty box

by texdab June 1, 2015

An Irish whirlpool

A black hole argument is an argument that where each side can keep debunking the others ad infunum. No matter if it's big neither will back down in fear of loseing

"Men can't be lesbians"
"What about gender fluid people?"
"They're good only real men"
"Gender fluid people aren't real men?"
"I never said that"
"But you did imply it"
"I ment cis men"
"We never mentioned cis men we mentioned real men"
Ect is an example of an Irish whirlpool

by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023

Irish bonfire

When you drink copious amounts of beer, light your girlfriend’s pubes on fire, puke the flames out and then fuck her using the puke as lube.

Yo dawg, last night was wild. Tiffany and I had an Irish bonfire.

by Lithium battery flavored ass February 10, 2021

irish dobby

the dobby hanging from my ceiling fan with a irish mask on

wow the irish dobby hanging on Zac’s ceiling fan is so cool

by boobs07 December 20, 2021

Irish Pot of Gold

When you pee in someone’s mouth while your pee makes a rainbow effect and the person’s mouth acts like the pot of gold.

He was getting me mad so I gave him an Irish pot of gold.

by Arisstonn April 2, 2024

Irish Oral

To perform fellatio on an erected penis through a freshly cultivated russet potato until completion.

I heard after rugby on the pitch Sean took Declan down to the bog and gave him a starchy Irish oral.

by Spuddy O’Shlong March 23, 2024