Fennel air cracker

Food with no nutritional value attempting to be passed off as sustenance, often by a slightly more mature (yet fit, attractive and arguably fancier) woman to a younger man with a seemingly permanent carbohydrate deficit

“Mummy, Baby is hungry and needs food. Don’t be trying to put some fennel air cracker in me and call it dinner.”

by Stewie’s Mummy April 16, 2021

Pink Air Biscuit

When a woman queefs into her hand and then offers someone a sniff.

He thought it was SOOO funny to give me a hot air biscuit. So I surprised the shit out of him when I loaded up a pink air biscuit for him to enjoy. I jammed it under his nose and said "Sniff this Bubba". I know mine smelt better than his did. Then I fucked his brains out.

by Ronald Byrd January 9, 2019

Serial Air dropper

A person who randomly airs drop ...gross, nudity filled, or funny ass picutres/video via air drop in public places

That dude from third is the best serial air dropper out of all the serial air droppers I know.

by donovon February 13, 2018

Gouch Air Balloon

The result of when you're sitting down and your crotch is tightly packed between your thighs, then you let out a high pressurized fart that travels down the anus, then forward past the gouch and out through your scrotum in the form of a silent stink bubble. Sometimes able to be held in your gouch region for long periods until you stand up.

I was sitting in church when I suddenly had to fart, luckily it was a Gouch Air Balloon, so I was able to hold under me until church was over.

by Ehcko March 5, 2014

amish air mask

place an oxygen mask on your passed out mate of friend while inserting the tubing to the asshole of a horse or another passed of mate or friend. works better than smelling salts to wake them up.

she was passed out drunk so we gave her an amish air mask. she woke up and vomited so she was ready to go again.

by Dr. Genovase June 19, 2014

Napalm Air Strike

While having sex, preferably in doggy style, squirt a hefty dose of Icy Hot on your partner's butt hole and force your dick in, using the Icy Hot as lube.

Doctor: This is the third patient that has come in from napalm air strikes.

by arokrmvava February 23, 2014

double air dance

Double air or Dublair dancing

The forward progressive body movement carried out by individual without the use of any musical instrument or machine producing sound waves, with purpose to influence opposing sexual creature in the immediate area into courtship.

Johnathan was doing the Double air dance while polishing Mrs Cornhagens Cadillac with hopes of catching the eye of the esteemed widow.

by DrMLove December 17, 2019