Cigarette lit on both sides

To be in a sticky situation, where you are getting fucked regardless. There is no winning

A cooler way to say stuck between a rock and a hard place, like cigarette lit on both sides. Can’t do nothing about it

by spahT May 19, 2023

Wrong side of a Twisted Tea

The act of hitting a person with an object. Whooping someones ass. Beating a person up with an unsual object.

You are going to find yourself on the wrong side of a twisted tea in a minute.

by Demon1337 January 1, 2021

certified side nigga secret

CSNS - A truth or fact by a certified side nigga that must be gatekept. Can be used by the non certified as long as they don’t cap.

Guy 1: “Homie, you gotta give me her @ if she really that fine“
CSN: “certified side nigga secret 🙅🏿 ♂️”

by napa75 July 15, 2023

sunny side goofy goober

A move which is used in sex where a man sticks his penis into a woman's ear and urinates into it.

Last night, I gave my wife a sunny side goofy goober three times.

by Dramana June 30, 2019

the secret side of the urban dictionary

Huh, you searched this, search 1243566

So I can post this I’ll say it: the secret side of the urban dictionary

by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

Slo-mo side-slide

When you're stuck in LA and you can't check on your dad in Austin because of frozen weather.

Also, a deplorable sexual activity performed when the power is out.

My pops got caught in a slo-mo side-slide, and his dicks never been the same since

by haxauce February 1, 2023

Fantastic Four sided Fanny

When the women gets sexually aroused by giving a cattle on done deal a sloppy joe.

That pear looking fat ass milf had a fantastic four sided fanny.

by Willy Wonker Walbert May 23, 2018