number 1 asshole

One of your very good friends that will say what he is thinking at any moment in time. Often, his name is Bobby.

You can’t be a number 1 asshole. The slot is already taken by Bobby.

by Trex1980 June 24, 2018

Mouse 1 warrior

When in a shooter game, the "mouse 1 warrior" is a player who only holds mouse one (fire button) and sprays at you

Fortnite:
Player with LMG: *constantly spraying you*
Bob: This dude is a mouse 1 warrior!!!!!

by Xanny Boi September 14, 2018

4 1/2

The most incredible and amazing number. Also a glorious empire.

I am a part of the glorious 4 1/2 empire!

by Djhdgv November 9, 2019

I'm diamond 1

Someone who is very skilled at something. This mostly applying to people who are very good at Rainbow 6 Siege.

*James wins a 1v5*
James: I'm so fuckin good at this game, I'm diamond 1!

by Random_dude_on_corner May 3, 2023

68 and 1/2

Almost a 69, but she gets fingered while blowing you

I enjoyed the 68 and 1/2 cuz it's easier than 69

by Shocker plus January 17, 2019

Alta-1 Malaga

A building connected to grace life church for drop-kicks and mentally deranged students.

The popular kids group after school to smoke and talk shit and it’s probably about you.

When an Alta-1 student dies they respawn at mirrabooka bus station or Maccas.

Thing 1: “What’s the building next to grace life church?”
Thing 2: “oh Alta-1 Malaga? Students there just smoke, do drugs, and cry”

by SmashedCrab August 15, 2019

1 gram slam

One gram of the antibiotic azithromycin that is prescribed to treat chlamydia.

I contracted chlamydia from Carol Kurtis, but Dr. Keith prescribed me a 1 gram slam, so now I feel much better.

by PizzaLuvah February 25, 2021