One who tries to deceive his friends into allowing him to take another hit, an incredibly selfish stoner, one who invents new "rules" that allow him to take two hits in a row, an evil Ganja consuming critter that craves and needs THC in order to survive
John: "Oh my God dude you are such a Greedy little weed hog!"
Will: "No man its totally my turn because that last hit didn't count because i was on the phone"
John: "Whatever dude you're still a greedy little weed hog!"
Will: "No man its totally my turn because that last hit didn't count because i was on the phone"
John: "Whatever dude you're still a greedy little weed hog!"
by SicEm March 28, 2009

Where is my wild horny goat weed? I want to fuck a goat.
Dude, take some wild horny goat weed before you do that goat.
Dude, take some wild horny goat weed before you do that goat.
by Sharu July 6, 2011

Did you hear Jays’ snoring get interrupted last night? He didn’t block the space under his cell door and got a cock hair tumble weed stuck in his neck.
by Karen wise March 7, 2019

The habit to smoke weed only on 3 days a week and with this act defining your personal 3-day-weekend at the same time.
On the other hand it's a rule, which helps stoners to keep 4 productive days to live the creative ideas the weed consumption in the other 3 days gave them.
The rule descents from the seek of balance, the constant lookout for keeping Ying and Yang in whatever sort of equilibrium.
If the rule is applied in a strict way, a day counts as as weed day whenever a first consumption takes place no matter what time of the day it is.
On the other hand it's a rule, which helps stoners to keep 4 productive days to live the creative ideas the weed consumption in the other 3 days gave them.
The rule descents from the seek of balance, the constant lookout for keeping Ying and Yang in whatever sort of equilibrium.
If the rule is applied in a strict way, a day counts as as weed day whenever a first consumption takes place no matter what time of the day it is.
by LutherBlissett42 September 30, 2022

A term used in Call Of Duty to express how much you raped the other team. The outside world won't know this, so you may use it as a bragging tool in everyday situations.
1: Aww man. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders, all day every day. 120 kills and 29 deaths.
2: Kickass day at the beach. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders.
2: Kickass day at the beach. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders.
by J_syntax June 29, 2011

A “Jenny” that never has a real home. A bum tweaker that makes its way through the streets, like a tumble weed, passing syphilis and many other STDs to everyone she contacts. A freeloading tweaker whore.
Be careful of the lake county dirty tumble weeds Peter, they will scar your dick and make you a loser!
by Ihatetweakers July 18, 2021

Canadian slang for “of course” or “most definitely”, usually used in a sarcastic manner to respond to a question. See: Does a bear shit in the woods?
by wordfanagler January 2, 2019
