calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).
"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."
by mjpants April 23, 2017
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cool your dickset

To relax, or chill out. Usually a command when some one is getting too heated over a trivial disagreement.
A PLATYPUS IS A MAMMAL, AND I WILL RAPE YOU THROAT IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!

bro... cool your dickset
by DJ BJ REPPIN SF January 12, 2012
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an nicer of telling someone that respect is not simply deserved because you're you, but because you earned other peoples' respect.
if you happen to be a political pundit or a porch dog, please drive yourself away and start your lives all over again; learn how to pick up your stars in the dust. in the phrase pick up your stars in the dust, the stars also refer to the stars and stripes that denote a military rank on an individual's military uniform.
by Sexydimma December 01, 2016
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hitting your luh

This is where you assert your dominance by screaming. Just like the individual named "Evan" he plays many games and has a son that has a vagina (I don't make this shit up okay)
evan: whats hitting your luh
me: joe mama
evan: ok i hit my luh ok
evan: screams
by usecoderenegade October 28, 2019
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The whole February month is the month that you can kiss your crush, anywhere, and anytime.
You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*
by muschifresser February 02, 2025
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Bust Your Cunt

Australian slang for "Shut the fuck up" commonly followed by "my buddy". Do not take this as a personal attack
Craig: "Your missus is a bitch
Ben: "Bust your cunt my buddy"
Example 2
Seth: "You cant even pull good cones pussyhole"
Caiden: "Bust your cunt"
by Four'n Twenty sucks May 29, 2023
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