A condition that afflicts people like Claudia, Paul, Martin. It adresses the severe lack of female companionship.
by poopityscoopwhop March 21, 2022
by Lernit da Bitch Swamp maker November 16, 2020
A person who manages to blend in among other bitches by acting bitchy. However they are usually a good person at heart.
Guy 1: Dude you know that girl Susan?
Guy 2: yeah shes a total bitch
Guy 1: no shes a bitch chameleon. Shes actually really nice.
Guy 2: oh alright. Ill be nice to her then
Guy 2: yeah shes a total bitch
Guy 1: no shes a bitch chameleon. Shes actually really nice.
Guy 2: oh alright. Ill be nice to her then
by lalalalalalabitch12638006421 February 18, 2014
Cute phat bitch is a cutee as bitch with a cute as face & She got the cutest jelly rolls! She pretty hot & tempting bby!
by BigTex73 September 18, 2017
A punk bitch that hates women because wants to be treated like a LADY. He claims to be straight, but is totally uncomfortable with his sexuality. He wants the dick so bad that he fantasizes about his girlfriends getting gang raped. He is a miserable hag that doesn't help pay bills and would rather live with his dad than have responsibilities, or shacks up with the next dumb bitch he finds.
by vrcoon January 22, 2023
The new age version of an entertaining pen pal. When a male only communicates with a female via texts, DMs, snaps, etc… with no intention to hang out with her IRL (in real life). Similar to when a dude is locked up in prison and writes to all of his pen bitches on the outside.
Chick: Who is Chuck laughingly texting over there?
Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.
Chick: What’s a pen bitch?
Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!
Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.
Chick: What’s a pen bitch?
Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!
by B. Tibbs January 24, 2025