Your Face

The ultimate comeback for absolutely everything.

A: You're such a jackass.
B: Your Face is a jackass! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
A: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP!
B: Your Face needs to shut the fuck up!!!

A: (storms off) . . .

by SD_KARASU May 2, 2021

that one girl in your art class

that girl you want to aggressively fuck until her butthole is torn in halves, she also happens to play fortnite, making her the baddest bitch of all time, you can only dream of her fat ass on your dick

Billy: “yo you know that one girl in your art class”

Timmy: “Yeah lowkey need her, you know why, just look on urban dictionary *winks*

by DaaaaamnDanielDictionary February 2, 2024

Your mom

a paranormal being wich has no shape and it weights 500lb

Your mom is so fat thanos had to clap

by Childe Abuser October 13, 2020

Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023

I like your cut g ☺️

I like your cut g ☺️ is like saying I love you to that person

Hey "I like your cut g ☺️"

by Sjbsusbfifh January 22, 2022

doing your mom

any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom

"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Your mom

A classic finishing move under veteran cod players

Random kid : bro you suck I would clap you

You : your mom

Random kid : ‘dies ‘

by Your mom explains my name November 10, 2020