Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

Your Mom

The hottest person in the world, even hotter than the Sun

Person 1: Dude, your mom looks so hot!
Person 2: Shut up! I know you jerked off to her

by Megaddo March 22, 2022

your mom

a woman fatter than the earth that somehow gave birth to you

bro your mom so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl

by lihudfs March 22, 2022

Your Mom

your mother

Your mom is nice.

by george washington macaroni March 23, 2022

your

the most misused word on this site. if you search "ya mum" on here, im pretty sure the top three definitions use "your" instead of "you're" in the examples

person 1: your a dickhead
person 2: ok buddy retard

by bee_is_suffer March 23, 2022

Your Mom

A whale. A cow, perchance. 500+ lbs. at the very minimum.

Chad: Your mom is wicked fat.

by The Definer Your Mom March 23, 2022

Your mom

the best p*ssy in the world

Girl: your mom
Boy: HAS THE BEST P*SSY IN THE WORLD

by anonymous March 23, 2022