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Schrodinger's shit

The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.

Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.
by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022
mugGet the Schrodinger's shitmug.

The shit

God, A phrase used to describe a place of euphoric high and devastating lows..no one truly knows the shit, but we praise it when things go right, we step in it when things go wrong.
These beats are the shit.

I fucked up an got fired, cuz I stepped in the shit.
by MistaSinista January 11, 2019
mugGet the The shitmug.

In the shit

If you are in the shit you are in trouble or finding something hard.
Simon: Ughhhhh why did you break my car door? My dads gonna be well mad
Jay: Fucking hell, your in the shit!
by noncy gold January 28, 2021
mugGet the In the shitmug.

Chicken shit

Somebody who waits until decades and decades after somebody's death to celebrate their death/downfall.
The chicken shit didnt want to be the only chicken shit celebrating the death/downfall of the person/statue of the person, so he or she got a whole group of people to spread the celebration like wildfire, that way it wouldn't be gloating or awkward for him or her.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
mugGet the Chicken shitmug.

Shit on boot

How you get treated at work, like your just shit on there boot
Works shit at the moment, just getting treat like shit on boot
by Kill_crazy October 27, 2025
mugGet the Shit on bootmug.

GET SHIT ON

A phrase popularised by the up and coming league of legends twitch streamer Tobias Fate.
when he kill his enemy or escape with an absolute outplay he says Get shit ON
you have to watch it (vidéo) but here is an example holy shit i lived.. get shit on
mugGet the GET SHIT ONmug.

get shit stomped

An exclamation used when angry or about to kill one or more tourist(s). First used by youtuber CrankGameplays in his first Omnibus video
Ethan, driving a bus load of tourists into the shark infested ocean: "GET SHIT STOMPED!!!"
by Niaasa July 17, 2017
mugGet the get shit stompedmug.

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