The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.
It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".
2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.
3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.
This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".
2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.
3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.
This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."
"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
by SirCook January 26, 2015
Get the Relaxing Unitmug. A sarcastic way of saying "U.S.A." (United States of America) as the U.S. government is heavily influenced by AIPAC (The American Israel Public Affairs Committee), so using this term is a jab at how the U.S. government always does whatever AIPAC tells it to do
-"Hey man, did you know that most U.S. congressmen are on AIPAC's payroll??"
-"Wtf?? Is this the United States of AIPAC or something???"
-"Wtf?? Is this the United States of AIPAC or something???"
by Cpt.Sus July 31, 2024
Get the United States of AIPACmug. the main point of delivery of primary education, for children between the ages of 5–11 (sometimes 5-10 or 5-12) and coming between pre-kindergarten and secondary education.
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the Elementary schools in the United Statesmug. 
Ireland gained their independence around 100 years ago and Nicola Sturgeon is now pushing for another referendum to push for an independence Scotland which her brainwashed SNP sheep will vote for. Just Wales and England if that happens and if Wales gains sovereignty then the United Kingdom is no more and we no longer stand as a nation, not that we stood as a full nation since Ireland gained sovereignty.
by UltimateDoge July 9, 2021
Get the United Kingdommug. United States Begotten
(abbreviated USB) : a very offensive term for any child born in the United States to alien (i.e illegal immigrant in the US) parents.
(abbreviated USB) : a very offensive term for any child born in the United States to alien (i.e illegal immigrant in the US) parents.
one of the possible ways of improving immigration laws in The United States is to deny automatic birthright citizenship to any and all united states begotten. Of course there are other methods, but they don't seem to be working; I am sure Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arapaio would agree with me.
by Sexydimma January 23, 2017
Get the united states begottenmug. Somebody like grammar nazi.
A person who uses proper units and their symbols with correct letter cases. Often one who believes proper units and their symbols should be used by everyone whenever possible, and also attempts to persuade or force others to use them properly. May be a type of OCD.
A person who uses proper units and their symbols with correct letter cases. Often one who believes proper units and their symbols should be used by everyone whenever possible, and also attempts to persuade or force others to use them properly. May be a type of OCD.
"I've just downloaded that 5 mb zip archive."
"I'm sure you mean 5 Mb or MB, not 5 milibits."
"Ah, you're unit nazi!"
"I'm sure you mean 5 Mb or MB, not 5 milibits."
"Ah, you're unit nazi!"
by Sterver47 April 16, 2017
Get the Unit Nazimug.