one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.

"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."

by D. Gould September 13, 2006

Two-stroke Barbeque

When a guy doesn't take very long in bed, averaging only about two strokes before the job is done.

Not as much fun or filling as a real barbeque.

-"Hey girl, did you hook up with your boy last night?"

-"Yeah, but we ended up only having a two-stroke barbeque, if you know what I mean."

by Black Cobra September 13, 2011

Two Jealous 👀

Ronaldo

Ronaldo: Two Jealous 👀

by Letsmakethebagel May 23, 2022

Meat and two veg

Another word for a man’s junk

The stripper would not stop playing with my meat and two veg

by ShawnyD20 May 22, 2019

Two-fingered Kitkat

The insertion of your index and middle finger into your, or another persons anus, followed by licking the fingers.

I stuck two fingers in her ass and had her lick them clean like a Two-fingered Kitkat.

by The Duke of Hurl March 9, 2011

Two High Guys

Two Youtubers known as Q and Ty who often say "Ayyyy" alongside their companion Stella. They upload videos to YouTube and Periscope for their fans, otherwise known as their "Homies". They also go by "THG".

Have you watched the Two High Guys new Fishbowl Friday video?!

You should go watch THG's new video it's lit!

by _xxTammyxx_ September 24, 2016

Two-thousand and late

Not really sure what it means, appearantly meant to be a diss. Used by Fergie in the BEP song 'Boom Boom Pow'

I'm so three-thousand and eight, you're so two-thousand and late

by boom1231 June 25, 2009