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by Letsmakethebagel May 23, 2022

Two Way Lunch

A act of sexual deviance in which one individual performs analingus on another, whilst a third member of the group performs cunnilingus/fellatio on the same individual, thus achieving simultaneous oral stimulation of the genitals and anus.

Sally loved to have her buthole eaten, and loved to have her cooter tongued just as much, but Biff was only one man, with one tongue, so Biff and Sally invited Sam to join them for a two way lunch on Sally.

by The Mysterious Jed November 17, 2009

Two High Guys

Two Youtubers known as Q and Ty who often say "Ayyyy" alongside their companion Stella. They upload videos to YouTube and Periscope for their fans, otherwise known as their "Homies". They also go by "THG".

Have you watched the Two High Guys new Fishbowl Friday video?!

You should go watch THG's new video it's lit!

by _xxTammyxx_ September 24, 2016

Two-fingered Kitkat

The insertion of your index and middle finger into your, or another persons anus, followed by licking the fingers.

I stuck two fingers in her ass and had her lick them clean like a Two-fingered Kitkat.

by The Duke of Hurl March 9, 2011

one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.

"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."

by D. Gould September 13, 2006

Meat and two veg

Another word for a man’s junk

The stripper would not stop playing with my meat and two veg

by ShawnyD20 May 22, 2019

Two-thousand and late

Not really sure what it means, appearantly meant to be a diss. Used by Fergie in the BEP song 'Boom Boom Pow'

I'm so three-thousand and eight, you're so two-thousand and late

by boom1231 June 25, 2009