Damn! I had to read 53 WRONG definitions of the RUSTY TROMBONE! It has nothing to do with gay dudes, reach arounds, or assholes. It's when you fuck a chick ON HER PERIOD, then she immediatly blows you. Blood has a distinct taste that can well be described as...rusty.
Guy#1: Yeah, so did you hear Blake was dating that weird, goth, "Twilight" chick?
Guy#2: Hey, I bet he gets the old rusty trombone no sweat.
red wings
Guy#2: Hey, I bet he gets the old rusty trombone no sweat.
red wings
by dawnpatrol January 28, 2011
It's when you have anal sex with someone who has eaten too many Potato Chips and their shit is runny and Oily, then before you cum, you pull it out with oily feces still on it and cum in the air. The feces will shoot in the air resembling a Oil Derick.
Man that girl loved the black oiled cum squirting in the air when I did a Rusty Oil Derrick on her last night!
by RustyHalloween09 October 27, 2009
Person 1: hey brotherrrrrr come hereeeee
Person 2: no! Shut up!
Person 1: dont be such a dweeb in a rusty sack.
Person 2: no! Shut up!
Person 1: dont be such a dweeb in a rusty sack.
by stan loona for legs September 02, 2021
The sexual act of a woman defecating on a penis before vaginal intercourse while being on her period.
by Mahoney69 June 16, 2014
a piece of menstrual scab that has fallen from the large womans (who resemebles a bovine) nappy hatchet wound
Lil Terrance: Did you bring pepperoni pizza again for lunch?
Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem
Lil T: Sharesees?
Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem
Lil T: Sharesees?
by cornfritter December 21, 2010
Done while engaging in sexual activities.
You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it.
You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it.
by Tasty_Skittles July 11, 2008
by g diddy December 15, 2003