Rap captain

Another word to refer to our melaninated bretheren.

So this rap captain was in a sauna with some finnish dudes...

by Orim July 20, 2025

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants

the fourth book in the Captain Underpants series written by Dav Pilkey

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants is the best book.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

The captain morgan

When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.

I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.

by Jpatt01 February 28, 2022

cracker captain

An endearing term for Donald Trump.

Ayo did you hear Cracker Captain is finally getting kicked out of office!!?!?

by Aocstan January 18, 2021

Captain Ahab

A guy who fucks fat white girls.

Mike is such a Captain Ahab. He banged Bertha. There she blows.

by Gore Poppins December 10, 2015

captain obvious

Often used to refer to someone who ruins a joke by stating the obvious
Mostly used in comment sections of social media platforms

Hey look mom, it's captain obvious!
Oh no, captain obvious on the wheel again!

by ivebeenfriendzonedallmylife😥 March 27, 2023

Armchair captain

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git

I have just been qualified as an armchair captain, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks

by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024