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blastin snow turtles

Friend: what are you doing?

ME: I'm blastin snow turtles.
by DerDreD May 8, 2019
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Ninja turtle that ho

the act of busting a nut, blowing a load or skeet skeet skeeting on someones back and then slapping a pillow on that persons back making them look like a turtle skeet superman ninja turtleho
The way she looks at me makes me wanna ninja turtle that ho!
by Special buddies March 25, 2008
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mud on my turtle

CB lingo. A male trucker who wants to engage in anal intercourse with another male trucker.
Breaker, breaker. Any takers? Good ol' boy lookin' for some mud on my turtle. It's a big 10-4.
by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010
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Angolan Snapping Turtle

When a man's penis hits the far edge of a females clitoris, it makes a loud flesh-to-flesh noise similar to that of a snapping turtle.
"Golly I banged Emma so hard yesterday I made an Angolan Snapping Turtle."
by Kokipod June 7, 2014
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Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with back packs on.
Hey wanna have ninja turtle sex?

What's that?

Sex while you're wearing back packs.
by Ninjes August 31, 2016
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Three Eyed Turtle

I gave Cindy a three eyed turtled and then nutted in her eye.
by Lil' Dilly August 17, 2006
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Norwegian Snapping Turtle

A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).
"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"
by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 19, 2011
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