Sleep Stopper

While your partner is sleeping quickly and forcefully shove your penis into her vag or brown eye to wake her.

That bitch wouldn't put out last night so I gave her the sleep stopper!

I couldn't put up with her snoring anymore so I sleep stopped her.

Bro, you better hope your cell mate doesn't give you the sleep stopper!

by Ovarian Myth Sports February 8, 2010

sleep momentum

When you're exhausted and can physically feel yourself start to pass out and dream. Knowing you're gonna be asleep within minutes.

*lays down on couch*
"Welp, that workout gave me some sleep momentum"
*sleeping within 2 minutes*

by PogChamp3 April 27, 2023

sleep simp

when someone you know sleep talks and starts simping over multiple females in their sleep

"yo did you hear dan last?"
"yeah I can't believe he sleep simp 's that hard"

by not a sleep simp April 29, 2020

Hollywood Sleep

A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN. A LIVING LEGEND. IF THE WORD GREAT WAS A PERSON ITS HOLLYWOOD SLEEP.

Hey man if you saw Hollywood Sleep fighting a bear. Help the bear!!!

by TheLaughingTornado67 August 19, 2019

Sleep

Eating clocks.

I am going to sleep right now.

by 1948184949282749503 March 28, 2022

Sleeping Spell

Giving a blowjob to a guy or your boyfriend right before bedtime. When they climax, they immediately fall asleep, much like Sleeping Beauty getting her finger pricked on the spindle of the spinning wheel!

Guy 1: “Hey man! Did ya sleep okay last night?”
Guy 2: “Yeah...my girlfriend put me in a Sleeping Spell again! Felt so great!”

by KenKitty26 April 6, 2021

Sleep

The useless practice every night because science tells us to. The real truth is that sleep damages your brain. It slow down your brain causing pauses that can lead to memory loss. It also puts your body in paralysis and can lead to loss of feeling in places such as fingers and toes.

Sleep is useless

by Hdjsowjddioss January 15, 2023