Matt

A guy who says dating is like an interview, you have to make yourself sound better than you are.

A guy who says he's an introvert but spends his evenings yelling at friends online.

A guy who says he stopped investing in the relationship 2 years ago but still got her pregnant.

You're being a real Matt right now, some might call you a coward.

by 5556dan July 28, 2019

Matt

Tallest, most good-looking, perfect guy you could have ever asked for.

I was hoping you could be Matt.
I have never seen such a Matt in my life.

by MATT_FTW November 22, 2021

Matt

Matthews really dry
Like really dry
Really freakin dry…

Especially if your last names Edgson

Person: *asks a question*
Matt: doesn’t respond or responds with “idk”

by Not Brooke July 08, 2023

matt

the kid that tells people to stop manspreading

matt has a dig bick

by its big boy November 08, 2019

Matt

Matt is your twelve year old neighbor who thinks takes shits on your porch and the streams I'm a maverick!! Logang for life!!

I hope he's not a matt

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet2316745 January 28, 2020

Matt

a being. an omnipotent being. beyond the human understanding

person 1: what are you???
?̴̺̞̈́͋͌́̓̑̽?̵̻̤͕͓̳̣̥̮̙̯̀̃̐̈́̓̾͠?̴̛̛̦̱̫̀̋̄͗͋̈́̕? ͚̟̗̞̜̻̐̿ͅ: i'm Matt.

by omgisuck January 16, 2022

Matt

An angel of death that protects every single human being in London with his powers. Married with Scarlett Payne and best friend of Sherlock Holmes, he completely hates everyone who risks to corrupt his city. Born in a demon city and tortured in the Hell, he went to our Earth trying to find a reason to live for. Now he has finally found it.

He is trying to protect that girl from Moriarty! He must be Matt.

by holmeshawking September 12, 2017