AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019

Kool aid man with no insurance

The cousin to TheLavaPanther10 and will maybe change channel name upload schedule is trash might change name can never decide that.

Kool aid man with no insurance’s upload schedule is horrible

by Person in discord September 16, 2022

wanna go to rite aid

What you say in front of your other friends but it really means "do you wanna come over and get so drunk we can't walk?"

Hey lexi, wanna go to rite aid this weekend;)?

by JENNAMYNAILISBROKEN April 20, 2017

Teacher AIDS

You're a teacher who has AIDS

My teacher's are teacher AIDS.

by Not Pooperman April 13, 2020

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

Mutual Aid

Basically a softer way of asking for money. Panhandling, usually done digitally and by people who aren’t actually impoverished.

“Hey! My rent is due tomorrow, but I don’t get paid until Friday. Would you be willing to contribute a little mutual aid? Drinks on me after I get paid!”

by FegelFatso October 2, 2023

Kool-aid

A sweet sugary drink that come in many colors that many people drink at birthday party’s and school events. It can also be used for dying hair and making many fun crafts.

I dyed my hair with red kool-aid while drinking blue kool-aid

by Bananaapple April 12, 2019