Juul Aids

When you hit someone else’s Juul and get sick because of it. They’ve probably given it to tons of other kids and you just put your mouth on 100 crusty middle schoolers mouths.

I just hit my mans Juul, I got some Juul Aids. No wonder, he’s been passing it around like nothing.

by ivegotamicropenis April 7, 2019

AIDS

When you stick your cock in shit and you get aids

I got aids last night from fucking a pile of shit

by dsfkljgfkjhdfgkhjfkjbvkjbcfkjc June 5, 2020

AIDS burger

1.AIDS burger (noun) a song made by Jimmy buffet

2 AIDS burger (noun) an ancient ritual where a McDonald’s employee seasons a burger with and especially flavorful sauce.

1 at his concert he sang aids bruger and the people (not fans but people who fell in to a trap)booed him off stage.

2 The chef at the fine establishment known McDonald’s did a special aids burger Ritual just for me.

by Pepsi frog March 30, 2019

wanna go to rite aid

What you say in front of your other friends but it really means "do you wanna come over and get so drunk we can't walk?"

Hey lexi, wanna go to rite aid this weekend;)?

by JENNAMYNAILISBROKEN April 20, 2017

Teacher AIDS

You're a teacher who has AIDS

My teacher's are teacher AIDS.

by Not Pooperman April 13, 2020

Mutual Aid

Basically a softer way of asking for money. Panhandling, usually done digitally and by people who aren’t actually impoverished.

“Hey! My rent is due tomorrow, but I don’t get paid until Friday. Would you be willing to contribute a little mutual aid? Drinks on me after I get paid!”

by FegelFatso October 2, 2023

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021