59 Second Challenge

When a sexual partner tries to make a man orgasm in under a minute

Man: Hey babe, wanna try the 59 second challenge?

Woman: Yes of course. Oral or vaginal?
Male: why not both?

by JakeEC August 21, 2025

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

sesqui-second-cousin

Sesqui-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

My sesqui-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 17, 2021

last 30 seconds of blue by Billie

I couldn’t choose any lyrics bc they don’t apply rn I know you think I’m being impulsive maybe I am but I do still like you a lot and I swear I’m over tossing and turning in my bed because I have the feeling that I messed up but I want you in my life romantically more then I’ve wanted anyone else

Ignore the dumb definition stuff

“Oh wow Ali’s really using the last 30 seconds of blue by Billie to express her love”

by Aja Anna Alana June 1, 2025

Second aunt

Female cousin of mom or dad

My second aunt can be cool only at times

by 459395 April 10, 2023

.9.Wait A Couple Seconds.9.

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025

Second-hand snap

When someone sends you a snapchat that was also posted on their story

"I know Josh's ass did not just send me a second-hand snap after i sent him a direct one"

by Subsudan February 9, 2017