lovely roach hands

a cult of which sacrifices those amongst them if one were to go against the requirement of sending a hand picture before entrance, resulting in a large explosion caused by combustable lemons. many people have fallen victim, called none other than hostages.

"the lovely roach hands are lowkey terrifying, i heard they've taken people to their basement and none of them have been seen since."

by whereisuno January 30, 2021

Road ranching

Masterbating to completion between the intercom and the pick up window at a fast food restaurant

I’m road ranching in the McDonald’s drive through.

by Hoover sucks February 10, 2021

Roving Roach

A roving roach is a reporter for the hit podcast, The Josh Potter Show who submits random articles he/she has found online, almost like an actual reporter.

Jeez man those roving roaches really know their shit!

by psuedonym jones April 1, 2021

sky ranch

another word for bird poop

i found a sky ranch on my windshield

by meatflower1738 April 8, 2021

Bloody Ranch

When you cum in a woman while shes on her period.

I left a load in my woman while she was bleeding, gave her that bloody ranch injection!

by Lawless123 April 15, 2021

Meta roach

Being the largest , best , strongest , sexiest , overpowered , etc.

Damn dude , how the fuck did he one shot me with the floor loot Milano sub machine guns ? It must be the new meta roach .

That meta roachs foreskin is showing .

Becks meta roach left her a poopy cum special and it’s leaking down her roach hole .

Jason’s mom is dating Jacobe Shaddox , he is now the prince of roach.

by Kaytrash April 16, 2021

Coach roach

A flight attendant that only works coach class cabin of the airplane. This is a person that won’t be caught dead in first-class or business. They think the people are too hoity toity for their taste.

Why doesn’t Becky ever work first class?

That’s because she’s a coach roach.

by Gert Barr April 20, 2021