rice

1. food
B. a terrible car
fourth. food

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by Timmy73OnYoutube September 14, 2020

Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.

Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.

by TheRunch October 24, 2018

Rice Booger

When you're gobbling down rice, choke, cough, and a grain of rice gets blown up through your sinuses and has to be blown out the nose. Can be somewhat uncomfortable and can cause a sinus infection if not removed.

Dude, that fried rice was awesome until I coughed and got a rice booger!

by Captain_G-Force February 26, 2018

microwaving rice

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door

Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'

by Spidtar February 2, 2023

Thomas Rice

A Person That Sucks Dick For A living

That woman on the street was very Thomas Rice.

by SchwabTheZombie May 7, 2018

Rice Hound

A racial term for any asian ever made since the beginning of time. This includes the nerdy kind, the kind that like kung fu, the musically inclined, the gangster type of even the ones that are just kinda there.

LOOK! A rice hound in the fields!

by Master Rice Hound April 27, 2011

Rice Pilaf

A code word for nudes/ sending nudes.

Bill: "Yeah she said she was gonna send me some rice pilaf, hold the carrots"

by InsertCleverWord March 15, 2019