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design porn

A collection of websites and magazines that cater to those who lust after interior design objects and styles, even-especially- when they can't afford it. Similar to a foodie, but focused on interior design.
Apartment Therapy is great design porn, but sometimes I just want to read Architectural Digest.
by sandyliz October 3, 2009
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porn nails

Long fake nails that porn stars use especially when the constantly touch themselves.
Beverly, and cult master have some serious porn nails.
by Suckmeup32579 August 31, 2017
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pizza porn

"Pizza porn" is when your significant other or "fuck buddy" and your self have yourself a little pizza party, you both eat more then you should, then take laxatives. you take turns shitting into your significant others mouth and take turns sharing the concoction into each others mouth, while you each wear bird masks, you have to say "the early bird gets the worm" as you throw up your significant others papa johns shit into your mouth, if you fail to say "the early bird gets the worm" or miss the others mouth, your sexual partner has to take a hammer and nail to your scrotum
person 1: "hey man what did you do last night?
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall
by coolepicfedoraman October 2, 2021
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Gay porn

Hey have you watched gay porn?
by Ilikegayporn April 30, 2022
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Squid Porn

Squid porn means a bunch of penises or a few around someones head, so when you look from above, it looks like a squid. Which should be a category on pornhub named ''Squid porn''
Example:
Director: We should make some squid porn
Actor: Yes, lets find 5 to 7 men that can stand around my head with their penis out
Director: Yall will look like a squid!
by RedCupNoItAintKoolAid October 21, 2019
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Posh Porn

Porn "unintentionally" released to the internet by a pseudo celebrity.
by Word some October 28, 2013
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Zabivaka porn

What the fuck tod why would you watch Zabivaka porn
by Cleanout22 July 1, 2021
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