peter pipe head

An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.

I know I am a douchebag troll; I'm a Peter pipe head.

by Ms. Katrina October 19, 2017

Penjamin Pipe

A British gangster who rules the streets with a cold iron fist.

"That guys' such a Penjamin Pipe! I hope he doesn't pillage and rape me and my children!"

by Cheesemonger! March 22, 2024

Pipe sex

To have sex in a pipe

“Yo wanna have pipe sex”
“Fuck yeah!”

by Tenishua445 June 22, 2023

Pipe Shaker

When the poop is so big the plumbing has trouble getting her down to the sewer

Damn John, I just took a pipe shaker.. shook so hard I thought the plumbing was going to come out of the wall!

by keesville March 04, 2022

Parallel Piped

When a woman is getting piped in both holes.

Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.

by EnglishGenius May 24, 2021

faggy pipe

The intes,tine of a gay man.

Let me see your faggy pipes

by VynilAngel March 13, 2017

Irish pipe bomb

After finishing in your partners eyes you crank the radio to max while playing "Diggy Diggy Hole" leaving only one way out of the car. They have to dig themselves out of the trunk (which is full of lucky charms and potatos)

I heard Mark and Sarah drove into the woods to finally go all the way and he hit her with an Irish pipe bomb. The sun was almost up when she finally got out.

by Damian Elrod February 11, 2025