man if u can root beer someone you have the most cum stored up in your balls to start a new millennium.
by fuckbag2342 July 12, 2008
Hey, stop calling beer pong beruit. While you may be correct, beruit just sounds dumb. And its played on a ping pong table so beer pong still works.
by Minford March 15, 2006
Me: I got the beer googles last night whilst my bird was asleep in bed.
friend: You knocked one out whilst she was asleep? fuck!
Me: yeah, but I tried to get it over so quick my nob was chafed red raw, I won't be able to have sex for a couple days either.
friend: You knocked one out whilst she was asleep? fuck!
Me: yeah, but I tried to get it over so quick my nob was chafed red raw, I won't be able to have sex for a couple days either.
by Simjimbimalim August 04, 2006
my bro made a beer bong and didnt think he would get fucked off of it cause he was drinking 151 for awhile but when he jugged down two 40s and free bootlegs from people amazed at the bong...bam.....he was paked in his room drunk by a friend cause he couldnt walk drunk like never before and went fully retarded drunk...*waaaaah,where you going man,.waaaah,dont leave,waaah*
by homeboy April 19, 2005
Remember the good ol' days at the age of 9 when building forts was awesome? A Beer Fort is a fort constructed while drunk. The fort can be made of many other materials than just pillows and blankets because, as adults, we have access to money, power tools, and lumber yards...as well as beer kegs.
by HerrKenny June 26, 2007
Milo: How much is left in the U-Haul? I'm tired as hell.
Brady: We just need to move one more couch into the living room and then I'll have Rhonda get us some energy beers.
Brady: We just need to move one more couch into the living room and then I'll have Rhonda get us some energy beers.
by Boozy Springer May 02, 2008
While at a party that is serving a large amount of alcoholic beverages such as beer, one or more individuals urinates in an empty, or slightly filled beer bottle without anyone looking. The bottle full of urine is then placed in the back of the refridgerator to ensure that by the time someone finds it, they will be fairly drunk and wont immediately notice that it is full of piss and take a sip of it. This can be done with various other beverages but beer seems to be the best to use to pull this off because of the large numer of beers at parties and many bottles are colored and thus, makes the color of the urine less noticeable.
We pulled a beer swap at the party last night. The guy who got it was so drunk that he didn't even know it was piss until he took 2 sips. After he found out though he puked on some chick's face.
by rKrDuDe265 January 02, 2010