man if u can root beer someone you have the most cum stored up in your balls to start a new millennium.
by fuckbag2342 August 4, 2008
Get the root beermug. Hey, stop calling beer pong beruit. While you may be correct, beruit just sounds dumb. And its played on a ping pong table so beer pong still works.
by Minford April 17, 2006
Get the beer pongmug. Me: I got the beer googles last night whilst my bird was asleep in bed.
friend: You knocked one out whilst she was asleep? fuck!
Me: yeah, but I tried to get it over so quick my nob was chafed red raw, I won't be able to have sex for a couple days either.
friend: You knocked one out whilst she was asleep? fuck!
Me: yeah, but I tried to get it over so quick my nob was chafed red raw, I won't be able to have sex for a couple days either.
by Simjimbimalim August 4, 2006
Get the beer googlesmug. my bro made a beer bong and didnt think he would get fucked off of it cause he was drinking 151 for awhile but when he jugged down two 40s and free bootlegs from people amazed at the bong...bam.....he was paked in his room drunk by a friend cause he couldnt walk drunk like never before and went fully retarded drunk...*waaaaah,where you going man,.waaaah,dont leave,waaah*
by homeboy April 18, 2005
Get the beer bongmug. When watching a movie at home and someone needs to rewind it for something they missed it gives the other people in the room the opportunity to grab another beer.
Hey, do you mind if I rewind that part I missed while taking a piss? Nah, go ahead I was about due for a beer break.
by Danimal75 July 21, 2011
Get the Beer Breakmug. Milo: How much is left in the U-Haul? I'm tired as hell.
Brady: We just need to move one more couch into the living room and then I'll have Rhonda get us some energy beers.
Brady: We just need to move one more couch into the living room and then I'll have Rhonda get us some energy beers.
by Boozy Springer May 2, 2008
Get the energy beermug. A freshly opened beer, that the drinker has every intention to drink, but due to intoxication is unable to do so.
Failed Reconciliation of Expected Drink
Failed Reconciliation of Expected Drink
by curreychiken December 23, 2013
Get the FRED beermug.