Half-life 2

Your god.

Half-life 2 is your god, why the hell would you need any more of an example than that, you idiot?

by The G-man June 27, 2004

half-life 2

Pick one, because both reflect Half-Life 2:
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The most (linear)(scripted)(amazing) game ever.
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"Wait... who STACKED all these boards here so perfectly so I could pass through?"

by placebo February 17, 2005

half-past seven

1. Crazy; mentally ill; insane.
2. Really stupid.

1. You hear what Joe did? He choked his girlfriend with her own tampon! That kid is half-past seven!

2. You beat me, one-on-one? Shit, you must be half-past seven!

by Phroxen April 22, 2004

Half Titty Fuck

When you insert your penis between a girl's boob and where her arm is. Armpit fuck sounds nasty, but half titty fuck is hot.

Yesterday, Lewis half titty fucked Jayna, and she let him cum on her face. Today, he half titty fucked Kristin, but she TOLD HIM HAD TO CUM in the waste basket!

by King of Thorns January 1, 2011

half blood prince

1)writer of a book that harry potter uses to do well in his potions class. the half blood prince wrote the book in his youth at hogwarts, and is actually snape.

2)title of the long awaited 6th harry potter book by j.k rowling, released on the 16th of july 2005.

1) "dude, who knew snape was the half blood prince eh?"

2) "omg half blood prince is out in 3 days!"

by mintypingu September 13, 2005

Half Day King

A person who is exceptional at taking time off work, without anyone noticing.

This person has minimal work ethics, and usually comes in late, has long lunches and leaves early - making up silly excuses.

Andy: I am rolling out at 4.15 today. Fuck that 5 O clock shit.
Roscoe: Damn, how come?
Andy: Haircut. Ill do that shit on work time.
Roscoe: Damn Andy, you got in at 10, had a 3 hour lunch and leaving at 4.15! Your the Half Day King!
Andy: Word, yo.

by YourMate84 March 25, 2010

half-hearted jab

non commited fingering of the anus.

"i was going down on my girlfriend while giving her a half-hearted jab, bit like poking a dead cat"

by cumguzzlingchutneyferet May 19, 2009