double blast math

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
by Ender's Shadow November 27, 2009
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math/sci

procrastination at it's finest. no students do it better
Oh, so you're in Math/Sci? You're a nerd
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Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.
Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.
by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024
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Israeli maths

When you respond to a 200 person hostage situation by mercilessly murdering over 7000 innocent civilians (mostly women and children)
This kid at school slapped me in the face today so I decided to apply a little Israeli maths and waited for him after school then broke every bone in his body, when his sister and friends came out I broke every bone in their body too. Totally served them up a little Israeli maths
by Fi_Winnie October 29, 2023
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Math-hue

A simple-minded homo-sapien who simply cannot comprehend the elegance and beauty of thy bathroom gods. The bathroom gods provide comfort, relief, privacy, and freedom, yet, the obstinate Math-hue deliberately tries to give them a bad name. It is THE present day Hitler; with it's army of Fridgzis, it plans to destroy mankind's most prominent species: the bath-hoomans. (You'll know you're in imminent danger when you hear the chant: "Hail Math-hue!" It will stop at nothing to eradicate the bathroom gods' noble and humble bath-hoomans, so it MUST be executed at all costs to prevent the genocide of the innocent bath-hooman species. So please, if you donate one penny per day, you can stop the dictatorship of the tyrannical Math-hue. It's the bath-hoomans' last hope.
"Humble and noble civilians of Bathroville, the Math-hue and his army of Fridgzis are making their way into our sacred shrine. We must stand together as a United Nation and stop them at all costs. Our existence and culture is in jeopardy now."

"Fubbernuck the Math-hue! It's an insane and tyrannical dictator; we must stand with the bath-hoomans and protect them against this calamitous and pernicious evil!"
by Meh-The Bathroom Goddess September 15, 2018
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Maths=Hell

1.Why would i need maths?
2.Im gonna be a mermaid that swims in the ocean with the homies(the dolphins).
3.Stream Dolphin
da🐬da🐬da🐬da
-Hey do you know that Maths=Hell?
-Hell ya bish
by chekmedjeto ti da eba November 03, 2020
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Math Policy

Math policy means that 32 ×1 is always 32 , but any other number multiplied by 1 , is always Not 32 , no matter what . My teacher tought me this lesson yesterday
33×1 is not an example of math policy . Because 33×1 does not equal 32
by Mathpolicyguy October 09, 2020
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