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Great news

/ɡrāt n(y)o͞oz/
phrasal adjective

• when a correction as been made on a previously incorrect statement.

• when offering information that blatantly contradicts a previous statement to correct it.

• in response to an uncalled for statement or comment of either the absurd or scary nature.
Example 1
Sarah: I thought we weren’t getting a new update until next month?

Sarah: *after checking* Great news, it’s actually this Tuesday.

Example 2
tumblrpost#384: I read that the sky is red.

tumblrpost#384: Great news, it is not.

Example 3
tumblrpost384: A reminder that eating a carrots does not lead to immortal life.

forumuser544: immortal life is simply a vacuum in space that leaves you feeling cold and alone for the rest of eternity
tumblrpost#384: great news
by DandDood September 26, 2022
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Greatness

THE SHIT WE DID TONIGHT!!!
“I was hard the full two and a half hours because of the shit we did tonight!”

“Greatness really be like that huh.”
by Toast2106 March 8, 2024
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Great Barrier Reef

A big reef off the coast of Western Australia, that is currently get its colour fucked sideways and its turning completely fucking white.
Person 1: (being born and raised in Western Australia) Damn, have you seen the Great Barrier Reef lately? It's almost completely white!

Person 2: (being born and raised in the US, not really giving a fuck) Huh, needs to tan, I guess.
Person 1: It's a piece of fucking coral.
Person 2: Still needs to tan, though...
Person 1: *walks off*
by Dinosaur_Weirdo June 28, 2016
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Great American Family

an American cable television network. Owned by Great American Media, it broadcasts family-oriented general entertainment programming
July 2022, GAC Media announced a corporate rebranding that would replace the "GAC" prefix with "Great American", with GAC Family being rebranded as Great American Family on August 20, 2022, and GAC Media changing its trade name to Great American Media
by SPrice1980 June 27, 2023
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great-great-great-nibling

My great-great-great-nibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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Great Horny Owl

Once small and flightless, the famed "big bird" has evolved into her final form, possessing the greatest hooters this side of the Mississippi. She is tall but agile. Slender yet voluptuous. She is caring yet aggressive when threatened. This is both frightening and arousing. Take great care upon approach and wear baggy sweatpants.
Can't wait to report to work today and see the Great Horny Owl in action!
by Weaselwarrior December 10, 2020
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sesqui-great-cousin-nibling

My sesqui-great-cousin-nibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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