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Lonelytine’s Day

Lonelytines day is like Valentine’s Day but we don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend. So we eat junk and watch memes. This event is reserved for people who are:

•single

heartbroken

•crushing

•Lonely people
Person 1: it’s Valentine’s Day!!
Person 2: don’t you mean lonelytine’s day?
by Yo te February 5, 2020
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E-days

A celebration at Colorado School of Mines which consists of 3 days of fun events, non stop partying, and the cementing of the saying “Mines is a drinking school with an engineering problem”
The hangover is the worst after E-days.
I can’t wait to die over E-days with year.
by benten February 25, 2020
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day of Pantone

only occurs on tuesday november 10th. the day of Pantone is the absolute shittiest day of the year where the caca vibes are so extreme that everything that happens on this day contribute to the overall terribleness. For example, people spitting everytime they talk, stupid tv shows about cops, people with disproportionate body parts, and stupid tiktok stickers. it’s guaranteed to feel 162% more depressed and disgusted on this day than any other day of the year. day of Pantone looks like if salad fingers had been turned into an omeleto short film. emojis to discrive d.o.P. are 🧦💩👣💛🪖🪰🪨. the colours are a nice between vomit green, mustard yellow, and swampy brown (but not the beautiful swamp of shrek, more like an ugly swamp in a polluted forest).
pp master: “fuck bro, today was the yearly day of Pantone. i ate a mouldy whole grain bagel in a rainy sus alley with rats shitting all over my torn up socks.”
boob brudda: “yeah i know, four creepy homeless men were surrounding me on the bus and one of them had a pet fly in a musty jar that he called tom. man, i fucking hate day if Pantone.”
by ShrexSlave Ogreton November 10, 2020
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Valentines day

Simply put, single awareness day. If you are single on this day, just look out your window and see a bunch of people doing cringey 'couple photos' and be glad that you aren't one of them.
cringe girlfriend: Awww babe, it's valentines day! Lets go for a walk.
cringe boyfriend: Awww, of course we can!
by A_Bi_Legend November 11, 2020
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LIMELIGHTS DAY

You’d should go appreciate the best band ever Why Don’t We, they r the best band ever :>
Friend: What day is it?
Limelights: the best day ever

Friend: huh?
Limelight: ITS THE LIMELIGHTS DAY
by Chev Chev :> November 13, 2020
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Shrek Day

Shrek day is where you celebrate shrek and it is on June 4th
Omg its Shrek Day, lets watch all the shrek movies
by grannyinsyrance June 4, 2020
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Stuffie day

national stuffie day is when u give somebody you love a stuffed animal
*give them a stuffie*

Them: what’s this for?
You: it’s national stuffie day
Them: ohhh cool thank you😊
by Neyski2020✌🏾 July 1, 2020
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